• Dagwood222@lemm.ee
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    5 days ago

    Billy Crystal joke.

    99 year old man and his 97 year old wife go before the judge requesting a divorce.

    Judge asks if this is a sudden decision. “Oh, no your honor, we’ve been pretty unahppy for a while.”

    “So why did you stay together?”

    “We were waiting for the kids to die.”