“JUST $10.28/YEAR - WOW!!” Laughed out loud at that, and I’ll have to give this a look. Currently I just use nginx and duckdns to expose my home IP for my self hosted stuff.

While that is true the main reason they aren’t made is not because of your stated reason, the main reason they aren’t made is because you have two live metal prongs ready to kill when one end is plugged into power.