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PugJesus@lemmy.worldOPto Music@lemmy.world•Horse Soldier, Horse Soldier - Cord LundEnglish2·2 months agoI’m a hussar, I’m a Hun, I’m a wretched Englishman
Routing Bonaparte at Waterloo
I’m a dragoon on a dun, I’m a Cossack on the run
I’m a horse soldier, timeless, through and through
Well I’s with Custer and the 7th in ‘76 or ‘77
Scalped at Little Big Horn by the Sioux
And the tears and devastation of a once proud warrior nation
This I know ‘cause I was riding with them too
And I drank mare’s blood on the run when I rode with the Great Khan
On the frozen Mongol steppe while at his height
And I’s a White Guard, I’s a Red Guard, I’s the Tsar’s own palace horse guard
When Romanov was murdered in the night
And I knew Saladin and rode his swift Arabians
Harassing doomed crusaders on their heavy drafts
And yet I rode the Percheron against the circling Saracen
Once again against myself was cast
Well I’m a hussar, I’m a Hun, I’m a wretched Englishman
Routing Bonaparte at Waterloo
I’m a dragoon on a dun, I’m a Cossack on the run
I’m a horse soldier, timeless, through and through
Well I’ve worn the Mounties’ crimson, if you’re silent and you’ll listen
You’ll know that it was with them that I stood
When Mayerthorpe, she cried, as her four horsemen died
Gunned down in scarlet, cold as blood
I’s the ‘fustest with the mostest’ when I fought for Bedford Forrest
Suffered General Wilson’s Union raid
And mine was not to reason why, mine was but to do and die
At Crimea with the charging light brigade
On hire from Swiss or Sweden, be me Christian, be me heathen
The devil to the sabre I shall put
With a crack flanking maneuver, I’m an uhlan alles uber
Striking terror into regiment of foot
Well I’m a hussar, I’m a Hun, I’m a wretched Englishman
Routing Bonaparte at Waterloo
I’m a dragoon on a dun, I’m a Cossack on the run
I’m a horse soldier, timeless, through and through
I knew my days were numbered when o’er the trenches lumbered
More modern machinations de la guerre
No match for rapid fire or the steel birds of the sky
With a final rear guard action I retreat
No match for barbered wire or the armored engines whine
Reluctant I retire and take my leave
Today I ride with special forces on those wily Afghan horses
Dostum’s Northern Alliance give their thanks
And no matter defeat or victory, in battle it occurs to me
That we may see a swelling in our ranks
I’m a hussar, I’m a Hun, I’m a wretched Englishman
Routing Bonaparte at Waterloo
I’m a dragoon on a dun, I’m a Cossack on the run
I’m a horse soldier, timeless, through and through
I’m a horse soldier, eternal, through and through
I’s with the Aussies at Beersheba took the wells so badly needed
And with the Polish lancers charging German tanks
Saw Ross’ mount shot down at Washingtown the night we burned the White House down
And cursed the sack of York and sons of Yanks
Well I had one pint of beer, and one shot of scotch,
One bottle of wine, and a bourbon on the rocks
I had one lassie on me right, another on the left,
I looked that puppet in the eye and said give me the test
A long time ago, in a pub far away,
I sat on a barstool, just drinking away,
I couldn’t hold it down, I guess I had too much
I felt a tremor in the Force and then I lost my lunch
I woke up in a desert land, feeling hot and sick,
I saw a bearded man, he looked like some kind of hick,
He slowly waved his hand, and my pain was gone
He said, “Let’s go see Yoda, and I’ll teach you this song.”
I had one pint of beer, and one shot of scotch,
One bottle of wine, and a bourbon on the rocks
I had one lassie on me right, another on the left,
I looked that puppet in the eye and said give me the test
We got on a starship, and I flew off into space
He said his name was Obi-Wan, there was no time to waste,
"I have to get you trained before it’s too late,
So drink this bottle of whisky, and don’t give in to hate."
My training went on, and I’d drank most of the bar
We had to stop for supplies on the nearest Death Star
I learned to control my fear, and hold my alcohol
Soon I was able to stand when Obi-Wan would fall.
I had one pint of beer, and one shot of scotch,
One bottle of wine, and a bourbon on the rocks
I had one lassie on me right, another on the left,
I looked that puppet in the eye and said give me the test
Sat down beside him and looked him in the eye
He looked right back at me, and said, “You judge me by my size”
Obi-Wan said, “Careful, for Yoda is the best”
I said, “Ok shorty, bring on this test!”
I could tell you how it ended, I could tell you some lies.
Let’s just say, that on this night the Force was on his side
I got all riled up, they threw me in the jail
I said, “I don’t believe it!” Yoda said that’s why I fail!
One pint of beer, and one shot of scotch,
One bottle of wine, and a bourbon on the rocks
I had one lassie on me right, another on the left,
I looked that puppet in the eye and said give me the test
I had one pint of beer, and one shot of scotch,
One bottle of wine, and a bourbon on the rocks
I had one lassie on me right, another on the left,
I looked that puppet in the eye and said give me the test
Yeah I looked that puppet in the eye and said give me the test
Well I looked that little runt right in the eyes…
They came across the ocean
In search of liberty
Escaping persecution
Famine and poverty
Signed up for bloodshed
New home a battleground
Send in the Irish
So courageous and renowned
Sons of Erin
Marching gallantly
Into a storm of lead
Forward! Clear the way!
Sons of Erin
Charging valiantly
Across that bloody space
Forward! Clear the way!
The hills alive with murder
The sky so cold and grey
The general gives the order
“Irish! Clear the way!”
Bodies fall like leaves in autumn
From the wall at Marye’s heights
Shot and shell ripping through them
A cold horrific sight
Sons of Erin
Marching gallantly
Into a storm of lead
Forward! Clear the way!
Sons of Erin
Charging valiantly
Across that bloody space
Forward! Clear the way!
Intrepid sons with heads held high
Go where glory awaits you
Your absolution under fire
If the Lord above takes you
Fight, stand tall, prevail
Your brothers surround you
Fight, stand tall, prevail
Your courage defines you
Charge through the dead and dying
No surrender, no retreat
Their brothers paid the price
They’ll never smell defeat
Raise high the emerald colors
For all field to see
They charged into the slaughter
With faith and dignity
Sons of Erin
Marching gallantly
Into a storm of lead
Forward! Clear the way!
Sons of Erin
Charging valiantly
Across that bloody space
Forward! Clear the way!
Intrepid sons with heads held high
Go where glory awaits you
Your absolution under fire
If the Lord above takes you
Fight, stand tall, prevail
Your brothers surround you
Fight, stand tall, prevail
Your courage defines you
Intrepid sons with heads held high
Go where glory awaits you
Your absolution under fire
If the Lord above takes you
Fight, stand tall, prevail
Your brothers surround you
Fight, stand tall, prevail
Your courage defines all you are