Cripple. History Major. Irritable and in constant pain. Vaguely Left-Wing.

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  • They came across the ocean

    In search of liberty

    Escaping persecution

    Famine and poverty

    Signed up for bloodshed

    New home a battleground

    Send in the Irish

    So courageous and renowned


    Sons of Erin

    Marching gallantly

    Into a storm of lead

    Forward! Clear the way!

    Sons of Erin

    Charging valiantly

    Across that bloody space

    Forward! Clear the way!


    The hills alive with murder

    The sky so cold and grey

    The general gives the order

    “Irish! Clear the way!”

    Bodies fall like leaves in autumn

    From the wall at Marye’s heights

    Shot and shell ripping through them

    A cold horrific sight


    Sons of Erin

    Marching gallantly

    Into a storm of lead

    Forward! Clear the way!

    Sons of Erin

    Charging valiantly

    Across that bloody space

    Forward! Clear the way!


    Intrepid sons with heads held high

    Go where glory awaits you

    Your absolution under fire

    If the Lord above takes you

    Fight, stand tall, prevail

    Your brothers surround you

    Fight, stand tall, prevail

    Your courage defines you


    Charge through the dead and dying

    No surrender, no retreat

    Their brothers paid the price

    They’ll never smell defeat

    Raise high the emerald colors

    For all field to see

    They charged into the slaughter

    With faith and dignity


    Sons of Erin

    Marching gallantly

    Into a storm of lead

    Forward! Clear the way!

    Sons of Erin

    Charging valiantly

    Across that bloody space

    Forward! Clear the way!


    Intrepid sons with heads held high

    Go where glory awaits you

    Your absolution under fire

    If the Lord above takes you

    Fight, stand tall, prevail

    Your brothers surround you

    Fight, stand tall, prevail

    Your courage defines you


    Intrepid sons with heads held high

    Go where glory awaits you

    Your absolution under fire

    If the Lord above takes you

    Fight, stand tall, prevail

    Your brothers surround you

    Fight, stand tall, prevail

    Your courage defines all you are





  • I’m a hussar, I’m a Hun, I’m a wretched Englishman

    Routing Bonaparte at Waterloo

    I’m a dragoon on a dun, I’m a Cossack on the run

    I’m a horse soldier, timeless, through and through


    Well I’s with Custer and the 7th in ‘76 or ‘77

    Scalped at Little Big Horn by the Sioux

    And the tears and devastation of a once proud warrior nation

    This I know ‘cause I was riding with them too


    And I drank mare’s blood on the run when I rode with the Great Khan

    On the frozen Mongol steppe while at his height

    And I’s a White Guard, I’s a Red Guard, I’s the Tsar’s own palace horse guard

    When Romanov was murdered in the night


    And I knew Saladin and rode his swift Arabians

    Harassing doomed crusaders on their heavy drafts

    And yet I rode the Percheron against the circling Saracen

    Once again against myself was cast


    Well I’m a hussar, I’m a Hun, I’m a wretched Englishman

    Routing Bonaparte at Waterloo

    I’m a dragoon on a dun, I’m a Cossack on the run

    I’m a horse soldier, timeless, through and through


    Well I’ve worn the Mounties’ crimson, if you’re silent and you’ll listen

    You’ll know that it was with them that I stood

    When Mayerthorpe, she cried, as her four horsemen died

    Gunned down in scarlet, cold as blood


    I’s the ‘fustest with the mostest’ when I fought for Bedford Forrest

    Suffered General Wilson’s Union raid

    And mine was not to reason why, mine was but to do and die

    At Crimea with the charging light brigade


    On hire from Swiss or Sweden, be me Christian, be me heathen

    The devil to the sabre I shall put

    With a crack flanking maneuver, I’m an uhlan alles uber

    Striking terror into regiment of foot


    Well I’m a hussar, I’m a Hun, I’m a wretched Englishman

    Routing Bonaparte at Waterloo

    I’m a dragoon on a dun, I’m a Cossack on the run

    I’m a horse soldier, timeless, through and through


    I knew my days were numbered when o’er the trenches lumbered

    More modern machinations de la guerre

    No match for rapid fire or the steel birds of the sky

    With a final rear guard action I retreat

    No match for barbered wire or the armored engines whine

    Reluctant I retire and take my leave


    Today I ride with special forces on those wily Afghan horses

    Dostum’s Northern Alliance give their thanks

    And no matter defeat or victory, in battle it occurs to me

    That we may see a swelling in our ranks


    I’m a hussar, I’m a Hun, I’m a wretched Englishman

    Routing Bonaparte at Waterloo

    I’m a dragoon on a dun, I’m a Cossack on the run

    I’m a horse soldier, timeless, through and through

    I’m a horse soldier, eternal, through and through


    I’s with the Aussies at Beersheba took the wells so badly needed

    And with the Polish lancers charging German tanks

    Saw Ross’ mount shot down at Washingtown the night we burned the White House down

    And cursed the sack of York and sons of Yanks







  • PugJesus@lemmy.worldOPtoMusic@lemmy.worldJedi Drinking Song - Dust Rhinos
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    Well I had one pint of beer, and one shot of scotch,

    One bottle of wine, and a bourbon on the rocks

    I had one lassie on me right, another on the left,

    I looked that puppet in the eye and said give me the test


    A long time ago, in a pub far away,

    I sat on a barstool, just drinking away,

    I couldn’t hold it down, I guess I had too much

    I felt a tremor in the Force and then I lost my lunch


    I woke up in a desert land, feeling hot and sick,

    I saw a bearded man, he looked like some kind of hick,

    He slowly waved his hand, and my pain was gone

    He said, “Let’s go see Yoda, and I’ll teach you this song.”


    I had one pint of beer, and one shot of scotch,

    One bottle of wine, and a bourbon on the rocks

    I had one lassie on me right, another on the left,

    I looked that puppet in the eye and said give me the test


    We got on a starship, and I flew off into space

    He said his name was Obi-Wan, there was no time to waste,

    "I have to get you trained before it’s too late,

    So drink this bottle of whisky, and don’t give in to hate."


    My training went on, and I’d drank most of the bar

    We had to stop for supplies on the nearest Death Star

    I learned to control my fear, and hold my alcohol

    Soon I was able to stand when Obi-Wan would fall.


    I had one pint of beer, and one shot of scotch,

    One bottle of wine, and a bourbon on the rocks

    I had one lassie on me right, another on the left,

    I looked that puppet in the eye and said give me the test


    Sat down beside him and looked him in the eye

    He looked right back at me, and said, “You judge me by my size”

    Obi-Wan said, “Careful, for Yoda is the best”

    I said, “Ok shorty, bring on this test!”


    I could tell you how it ended, I could tell you some lies.

    Let’s just say, that on this night the Force was on his side

    I got all riled up, they threw me in the jail

    I said, “I don’t believe it!” Yoda said that’s why I fail!


    One pint of beer, and one shot of scotch,

    One bottle of wine, and a bourbon on the rocks

    I had one lassie on me right, another on the left,

    I looked that puppet in the eye and said give me the test


    I had one pint of beer, and one shot of scotch,

    One bottle of wine, and a bourbon on the rocks

    I had one lassie on me right, another on the left,

    I looked that puppet in the eye and said give me the test


    Yeah I looked that puppet in the eye and said give me the test

    Well I looked that little runt right in the eyes…