The blight that is invasive fire ants.

I thought a nice stroll outside would be good for me. Along the way I spotted some wild turkeys (before they spotted me) so I stopped to observe them. While standing there, I leaned up next to a sign post, and moments later my ankles were lighting up with fire ant stings. They were all over my shoes. I wasn’t even standing on their nest, apparently just close enough to annoy them.

So fuck all the damned fire ants, they should go back to their own damn country where they belong.

You got scammed, bro. For $75, I got a lady that’ll take care of several loads. Best cleaning lady ever, clothes come out so clean and she even folds them for me.