Didn’t you know that you can catch ‘the gay’ just by being in the same vicinity?
A workmate of mine is gay and I can’t be in the same room as him…and his chiselled jaw! And his toned hunky physique without feeling all giddy inside. He’s obviously using his gay magic on me!!!
I wonder what he’s doing right now? Do you think he’s thinking about me?

Anyways, yeah, gay magic is contagious!!

In the stomach. We don’t want to make it too quick and painless for them.