Wi-Fi spy with my little eye that same guy I saw at another hotspot

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    6 days ago

    Its 2020, the year two thousand.
    We are robots.

    We can track humans via the unique way cancer cells disrupt Wi-Fi signals.

    Too bad we haven’t found a good way to detect or cure cancer.

    8G signals can scan the human body based primarily on the amount of HIV virus.

    Anyway, we’re still far away from a cure but we can tell if you have HIV thru our illness app.