Because the nostrils are on the beak, not above it. How can YOU eat it? It’s a monster.

Note: Please stop disseminating lies that I spent 5 minutes of my work time looking at this dinosaur trying to find something wrong. LIES! DECEPTION!

Well you did tell me it was not mine, why would I touch it?

I prefer the chipopotyamus, his salsa/guac is bottomless