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Plot twist: the store owner is the stripper getting banged on the mattresses.
More plot twist: there are no strippers, it’s just the owner, a mattress, a lot of glitter and lube.
Even more plot twist: The strippers are actually Go-Go Boys!!!
We need this greenlit as a series STAT!
I haven’t been banging strippers on these mattresses…
Excellent homage to the other sentence that can also take on 7 different meanings based on the word that is stressed. (“I never said she stole my money”)
Hard to blame strippers. Glitter is one of the worst inventions known to mankind.
