I never take long ones so I’m intrigued
I generally think of what to do, how to do, when to do
Generally, time blindness and waking up. Feels like 10 minutes, really was closer to 30-40. I never feel fully awake until I’ve showered.
Thinking and cleaning.
I face the faucet, lean forward and put my head against the wall so the hot water runs over my neck and shoulders, then stay like that for like 20 minutes or longer.
I disassociate
Yeah, mostly this.
The white noise and the water hitting my body combine to enhance the feeling.
Ding, ding, ding!
Same. Every morning.
First I lube up my dildo with vaseline (it’s rubber not silicone obviously) and seat it on the floor of the shower, making sure the suction is adequate. It’s not dangerous if it slips, but for what we’re going to do next we need it to be fixed in place. Then, [Click Here to read more]
I enjoy the feeling of being hit by a pressure washer. Just zone out and let the sensations take over.
Listening to The Archers
I’m on my phone lol, got a sittable shower so I just enjoy the heat and browse or read.
Doesn’t your phone get ruined?
In my situation, there’s enough space to sit with the water hitting part of me, and have the phone to the side or away from it in general, often water hitting my back if standing. The shower curtain is open enough to ventilate, and I don’t think it’s hot enough to steam badly. I wouldn’t do it in an enclosed standing shower, only bath/shower combos, and the one at home has the seat for comfort.
Mildly insane.
Jesus Christ that’s such a crazy waste of water
Advanced Calculus.
Being thorough.
Enjoying actually doing nothing, usually.
Totally fair
Self care is health care✨
To me it’s like saying, what are you actually doing when you get a massage?
Enjoying it
I do feel like this is a fundamental misunderstanding I had with one of my housemates. For me, showers are an assault on the senses where I have to balance overheating but having the water hot enough to loosen oil. For her it was a reprieve and pleasurable. Unfortunately, I also have bladder issues and need to use the bathroom a lot randomly :(
I mean, unless it involves a waffle stomp, ain’t no shame in taking a piss in the shower. It can be quite liberating too.
I did not know what waffle stomping was. I regrettably do now.
Yeah, I start the shower hot then gradually increase the temp as I get used to it, and I’m usually in there until the hot water runs out. I’ve had housemates comment on how hot I have it based on the position I left the tap mixer. But it’s a critical part of my wake-up routine, the very first part of which is getting up to pee. So I rarely need to pee mid-shower. If I do, I just hop out and pee while dripping wet and hop back in.
Anyway, between that and my morning coffee I need to get up at least an hour before I leave for work. I’ll compromise with a takeaway coffee if I’m running late, but if I’m so behind that showering is gonna make me late, so be it.
Either just stand there and let my toughts wander, or shave my balls, or have sex with my wife if she tagged along, or furious masturbation followed by self loathing.
I’m actually having a shower, just being too tired/unmotivated to do it at “normal” speed.
