Reach for another drawer, pull another packet, rip it open and spray soya sauce all over the place … that was the Chinese take out drawer

Reach for another drawer, pull another packet and tear it open with your teeth and you can feel the squishy thick metallic taste of oil … that was your tool drawer with locktite

Reach another drawer, tear open a packet and iodine goes and stains your sheets … that was your medical drawer

Reach another drawer, tear open another packet and tiny beads go spraying around the room … that was your arts and crafts drawer

Sauce drawer = immediate marriage

My disappointment is immeasurable and my night is ruined.

Open Sauce

Open Source!

Something something hot sauce

“I thought we wanted to be naked now, what’s with this dressing?”